Belief-o-matic

Hm… I sometimes take silly quizzes. This one comes in pretty accurate:

My theological leanings:
1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Neo-Pagan (94%)
3. Liberal Quakers (93%)
4. Secular Humanism (93%)
5. New Age (84%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (84%)
7. Mahayana Buddhism (79%)
8. Nontheist (71%)
9. Reform Judaism (69%)
10. Taoism (67%)
11. Theravada Buddhism (67%)
12. New Thought (61%)
13. Bah?’? Faith (58%)
14. Scientology (57%)
15. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (49%)
16. Orthodox Quaker (47%)
17. Sikhism (45%)
18. Orthodox Judaism (37%)
19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (32%)
20. Hinduism (32%)
21. Islam (31%)
22. Jainism (31%)
23. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (26%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (18%)
25. Roman Catholic (18%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (13%)
27. Jehovah’s Witness (5%)

Now you?

Now Viacom Wants A Free Ride From Podcasters

It’s all over the blogsphere today: Infinity Broadcasting, owned by Viacom, is going to change the format of an underperforming AM radio station in the San Francisco area to all podcasts.

They’re calling it “Open Source Radio.”

Don’t you believe it. From their Terms of Service:

You also grant the Site, its owner and operator, parent company(s), affiliates, successors and assigns, the royalty-free, worldwide, perpetual, irrevocable, non-exclusive right (including any moral rights) and license to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, retransmit, translate, create derivative works from, distribute, communicate to the public, publicly perform or display such content (in whole or in part), and/or to incorporate it in other works in any form, media, or technology now known or later developed, for so long as any rights exist in such content.

Translation: they can use whatever you upload to their site (like podcasts!) in any way they chose, whenever, forever, and you won’t get paid for it.

And no, you won’t get paid for your podcast being broadcast on their AM station, or on their webcast. Not a dime for helping fill twenty four hours of airtime every single day.

But they will have advertising!

Nice one, Infinity / Viacom: prey upon the eager egos of podcasters large and small by offering them a new way to get heard… on the real radio! But don’t give them a dime, even though your parent company owns Paramount Pictures, CBS Television, over fifteen cable networks including Comedy Central, MTV, and Showtime, Simon & Schuster publishers, and more. Don’t pay the artist for their creation, even though you’re generating revenue through advertising.

And think of this: radio stations change their formats like Michael Jackson changes lawyers. When this “Open Source” format fails to make enough money, it will become something else. And Viacom will still have the right to do whatever it wants with all those uploaded podcasts. Can you see, for example, a big budget movie about a young married couple who have a potty-mouthed podcast? Can you see Dawn & Drew not earning a cent when the movie comes out through Paramount?

Bullshit. It’s the old “you’ll get exposure” lie of compensation, and I urge everyone to stay the hell away from this scam.

(cross-posted at MWS Media)

Maybe The Best Gift Ever

So, I don’t know if it’s much of a secret, how I feel about Ray Bradbury. His “R Is For Rocket” is among the first books I remember reading in my life… and “Dandelion Wine,” “S is For Space,” “The Illustrated Man,” and “The Martian Chronicles” are in that primordeal reading list, too, along with Edgar Rice Burroughs and Isaac Asimov.

I’ve referred to Ray Bradbury as my “story father” in some places, and here’s what I mean: I don’t write like him, so much… I have my own voice, such as it is. But he’s one of the biggest reasons I started writing in the first place. He’s the first author who gave me a sense of wonder.

I’ve met him a couple of times, in the early nineties, when he was only in his seventies, and while I’ve had other opportunities, I keep those two meetings in my heart with a kind of iconic fondness, if that’s the right way to say it.

“Brave Men Run” is for him, among others.

Lest you think this is some kind of eulogy before the fact, it’s not — but when that sad, sad day comes, you can bet I’ll have a lot to say.

No, I mention this because of a gift I just received from my wife.

She’s been working the Los Angeles Times Festival of Books — working her ass off, really, and dealing with a lot of logistical grief that made the last four days of her life very taxing. It’s left her exhausted.

In that time, though, through all the chaos and the demands put upon her, she managed to get me several books by Ray Bradbury, all signed, many that I don’t own signed or not, and one first edition.

Memory fades, but this is probably the finest gift I’ve ever received. Not just because these are signed editions. More for the fact that she was pulled in so many different directions this weekend, answering the demands of so many people, and she still found time to go out of her way to find these books for me. More for the fact that Ray Bradbury is so important to me as an inspiration and an influence… something I need very much these days… and she knows it.

Yeah, I got tears in my eyes.

Best gift ever. Best wife in the world.

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