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No New Memories
Words: 05-03 ~ 06 -1994
Music: 05-03 ~ 06 -1994
What’s It All About?
Years after losing touch with a woman who I loved dearly and who put me through a good deal of hell, I heard from a mutual friend that she wasn’t doing much differently by her husband. The knowledge created some mixed feelings… it dredged up all the stuff we had gone through, made me feel bad for the current guy, and made me very, very grateful that I wasn’t in his position any more.
I played this song a lot in my solo acoustic sets, and since it was one of those songs Gary Fitch insisted need a full band treatment, that’s what it got when we formed Running Erin with Erin Foster and Tony Dare.
The first version included here is a music video from the “mocumentary” Running Erin made with Not Afraid! Productions in 2000 or so. Then there’s a live version from Running Erin, and finally my original from the cassette four-track mini-album from 1994, “Hundred Seller.”
Lyrics:
When I hear tell of the things
That you do
I’m reminded of the days
Of me and you
You would think such things would fade
From my mind
Yet the games you played
Have grown clearer over time
I can hear your voice like I’m
Back there again
Sayin’ “There’s nothing there
That guy is just a friend”
It gets ’round to me
Your latest escapade
I just shake my head
I know, I’ve already played
I have felt the fear
The jealousy, the dread
I have trembled helplessly
Hangin’ by your thread
I remember this
That
And the other things
All the pain you put me though
Yeah, on and on
I could sing
I remember, I remember
Though I wish that I did not
Just one thing
To ease my mind
Just one thing have I got
I’m glad
That I have
No new memories of you
I feel sorry for the man who’s trapped
By you
I know he wonders what are your lies
And what is true
I really feel for him and I hope
That he breaks free
Still I can’t help thinkin’
“Better him than me”
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No New Memories by Matthew Wayne Selznick w/ Running Erin (live) [4:04m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (118) No New Memories by Matthew Wayne Selznick [4:35m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (115)I Work With This Guy. Me. I Do.
Not twenty feet away from me in the bullpen of Mahalo.com sits Lon Harris, Mahalo Daily co-host, film snob, and… man… without… shame.
You… you should just watch. Really, I have no words.
It’s all part of Mahalo’s soon-to-be resolved competition to select Lon’s co-host on the Mahalo Daily podcast. Leah D’Emilio, the star-struck, hirsute-o-phile tech support gal in the video, is one of the two finalists.
Get This Kid An Agent
While looking for Jeff Goldblum clips (don’t ask) I stumbled upon this.
Watch the whole thing. The kid is fantastic.
Boston 24
As tempted as I was to comment on the whole Aqua Teen Hunger Force “infernal device” scare, I knew if I held off long enough, someone more clever than I would come up with an effective, hilarious commentary:
Engage transparent infomediaries
This gave me the biggest laugh I’ve had all week (I know, it’s only Wednesday.)