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    Many areas of this website encourage interaction between myself, the users, and one another. I encourage comments on my blog posts, feedback on my email newsletter, and I love hearing from folks and engaging with fans. This standing invitation to communicate with me and with one another, and to use this site and related media at all, includes a few conditions:

    1. This is my house. You, dear user, are a guest in my house and have an obligation to behave with civility and communicate in a respectful manner, both with me and with each other.
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    with an e-mail copy to [email protected]. To be effective, the notification must be in writing and contain the full information required by (DMCA, 17 U.S.C. §512(c)(3)). I will remove any posted content that infringes the copyright or other intellectual property right of any person under applicable law upon receipt of such a statement. Note that the law provides significant penalties for submitting such a statement falsely.


  • Many of the links found on this site to products and services are “affiliate links.” This means that, at no additional cost to you, I may earn a small commission when you make a purchase after clicking on a link to certain products or services.

    I only enter into affiliate arrangements with products and services I personally use or have used, and recommend and endorse.

    Since I may earn a commission from any product or service you purchase through online retail establishments like and others, and I cannot predict what you may purchase after visiting those sites through my affiliate link, please note that my endorsement in those cases is for the specific product or service I originally linked to, not of every product or service they offer.

  • All invoices for work performed or services rendered are payable on receipt and past due if payment is not received before the fifteenth day after being issued.

    Invoice are sent via Square and may be viewed and printed via that service.

    Payment is accepted via debit / credit card or via ACH bank transfer. Payment via check or PayPal may be considered with special arrangement.

    A late payment fee equal to 10% of the total will be added to the invoice 15 days after being issued. If the invoice remains unpaid on the twenty first day after being issued, an additional late payment fee equal to 25% of the invoice total will be added to the invoice. Please don’t be late paying your invoice.

    Per-Hour Invoicing

    Hourly work is invoiced on or about the 15th and 30th day of the month for work done on an hourly basis in the previous two weeks (or since the previous per-hour invoice).

    Retainer Invoicing

    Initial retainer invoices are issued following receipt of a creative services agreement (issued by MWS Media) signed and executed by the client.

    Monthly retainers are invoiced several days before the retained month on an automatically recurring basis and paid automatically during the contracted retainer period.

    Annual retainers are invoiced following receipt of a creative services agreement (issued by MWS Media) signed and executed by the client.

    There is no late payment penalty on retainer payments.  However, work cannot be performed until retainer payment is received.

    À la Carte Services Invoicing

    A la carte individual services and bundled services are paid in advance. Work does not begin until payment is received and processed.


    Deposits are payable in advance in order to reserve and allocate time and resources for the applicable service, offering, or product. Deposits are non-refundable, except in those cases where MWS Media Creative Services / Matthew Wayne Selznick Creates is unable to begin work on or about the estimated start-of-work date.