Matthew Wayne Selznick

It's pretty creepy up here now. The animals -- we have four cats, a dog, and a turtle -- are getting weirded out. Okay, I don't know about the turtle, but you get the idea. The dog keeps wanting to go outside, where he just walks around and eats grass. The cats are whining. I've got a little air purifier running in the back of the house, cuz that's where I'm hanging out, but the…

So I went to get something to eat and the folks ahead of me waiting for a table were evacuees, straight from Big Bear. They were eating because they hadn't had time to get breakfast before they had to leave their house. I was eating because I was tired of being in my house. So I mostly filled up on a plate of perspective... Today's satellite image.

It's the third day in a row that I haven't been able to go to work because of freeway closures related to the fire. I want to make it very very clear: this is not like a vacation! I'm going buggy. I think I'm going to brave the air quality and leave this fortress for ... I dunno, a restaurant, a coffeehouse, something! I gotta get outta here for a while. I wish my laptop…